Fast as Fuck

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Fast as Fuck

Ultimate Reverse Proxy & DDoS Protection for Minecraft Servers. Stay online 24/7 with blazing fast connections.

Why Choose Fast as Fuck?

Our service provides industry-leading protection and performance for your Minecraft servers.

Blazing Fast Speed

Optimized network routes and connections ensure the lowest possible latency for your players.

Advanced DDoS Protection

Stay online 24/7 with robust security measures against even the most sophisticated attacks.

Offline Placeholder

Keep your players engaged even when your server is down with a custom offline MOTD.

Smart Proxy Technology

Intelligent traffic routing that ensures optimal performance and seamless player connections.

24/7 Support

Our team is always available to help with any issues or questions you might have.

Global Network

Strategic server locations ensure optimal connection for players from around the world.

Protection Stats

Real-time statistics showing how we're protecting our clients.

Measured since 25.09.2025

Threats Blocked

Total Connections

Block Rate

Our advanced filtering systems work 24/7 to keep malicious traffic away from your servers.

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What Our Clients Say

Hear from the Minecraft server owners who trust us with their protection.

Loxxler

"Great performance and perfect customer service! My server has never been more stable."

Loxxler

Streamer and Owner of Loxxler.de

knew.stm

"Great service and good protection! Haven't experienced any downtime since switching to Fast as Fuck."

knew.stm

Streamer and Owner of knewstm.de

BlockNation

"The offline placeholder page has kept our players engaged even during server maintenance. Brilliant idea!"

BlockNation

From BlockNation Server

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Fast Response

We respond to all inquiries within 24 hours

Custom Solutions

Tailored protection for your specific needs

24/7 Support

Technical assistance whenever you need it